THE STEEL DEAL

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Harry Reid's son busted in gay bar toilet - SEE THE VIDEO!

Just heard that from someone.

They said they'd send the video.

Chick-Fil-A ANTI-GAY VIDEO!

MORMONS ARE IMMUNE TO HEAD LICE!

This is a repost from last year.

My stats for this subject are, once again, peaking.

  Sooo, I get bored easy. The news of late has been so repetitively ugly and onerous, that I need to distract myself. Above is a map of locations from which I get 'hits' from an 'organic' search on all the search engines for 'head lice'. See, about 5 years ago, I posted an image - annotated with arrows even - of a human scalp with head lice and nits. Nits being baby lice. Since then, I receive a steady stream of traffic to that image. The image itself is on the first pages of all the major engines. Helluva thing - being known for that.

   I decided to do an unscientific survey. It started two weeks ago and only covers that portion of my traffic for which I am awake to monitor - about half if I'm lucky or not otherwise preoccupied. As you can see, the results are just about what you'd expect. Lots of lice where there are lots of humans - particularly unhygeni .... naw, I won't go there. Suffice it to say, there's a whole lotta scratchin' goin' on in da hood/barrio. But there is an unexpected result demonstrated above - areas where there are few folks are not created equal when it comes to head lice.

  Note the large expanses of no bugs - the largest such runs along both sides of the Continental Divide. However, notice that there are infestations in the Sierras, the Catskills and Appalachians - so I think we can rule out altitude. Weather and temperature can be ruled out because there are plenty of lice in places where it gets seriously cold. What could it be then? There are plenty of Indian Reservations in that area - but so too in others severely infested.

  I think I have solved the mystery! The louse-free States are those which also have the highest population per capita of members of the Church of Latter Day Saints - 'Mormons'. After crunching the data in my super duper environmentally friendly solar powered computer with the now-popular 'Al Gore Global Temperature Algorithm' only one conclusion can be drawn. Mormons are immune to head lice! Ain't science great?

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A cause Barack Obama can embrace - HUMMERS for HOMEBOYS

  Sooo, the deal General Motors had with a Chinese automobile manufacturer to off the HUMMER brand fell through and we all know how bad GM is fairing generally since bankruptcy and being bailed out to the tune of $30 billion plus bucks. You might have heard that Jimmy Carter took umbage at being compared to Barack Obama recently and you surely know of Carter's work with Habitat for Humanity. Almost half of all young black Americans are currently unemployed. There is a fast-growing homeless population in this country - especially in urban areas. Barack Obama is doing everything he can possibly do to insure he, like Jimmy Carter, will be a one term President. And there are voices on the Left calling for him to 'go gangsta' I have an idea!

  Obama should start a new charity - Hummers for Homeboys. General Motors can hire lots of young black people to manufacture Hummers to be given to other young blacks gratis - the government is already subsidizing GM anyway and I suspect this would be much cheaper. That keeps General Motors afloat, employs tens of thousands of young black people and relieves the burden from the backs of taxpayers. Doesn't make any difference what kind of engine these H4H Hummers have - the recipients won't be able to afford gas after Israel hits Iran because Obama cannot stop their nuclear weapons program. They'll just pawn the wheels and sell the tires and leave 'em up on blocks. Enter the homeless - Hummers are very roomy and certainly more comfortable than sleeping under an overpass. Barack Obama will have something to do and occupy his time after HIS failed Presidency and finally be returning something back to the black community. and regain the 'street cred' he has lost The environmentalists will be thrilled at the prospect of vehicles that go nowhere and since all those Hummers will be taking up valuable parking space in urban areas - even more commuters will be forced to use public transportation - more polluting cars will be forced off the road. Obama gets an opportunity to repair his 'legacy'  -  just like Carter has with Habitat for Humanity. Everybody wins! I know what you're thinking. Brilliant! Masterful! Pure genius! Just trying to do my part for America. It's all about hope and change ...

... I hope like Hell we change Presidents and soon.

Over the top? Like I care.
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The Witch of Chappaqua

    Washington - Tuesday night's Democratic debates saw the unveiling of a new strategy, and perhaps a new secret weapon in her campaign arsenal- the 'hex.'  She was seen using it prior to the actual debate, but it was unclear if the intended target was a potential heckler or the moderator, Tim Russert.

   When asked about the move, a spokesperson from the Clinton campaign told reporters that Hillary has been brainstorming with various women's groups, among them a coven of wiccans from Massachusetts. 'Ms. Clinton embraces all religions and creeds and witches are no different', the campaign aide added.

   'Hillary feels there's a lot to learn from all sides and that's what being in the center is all about.' The witches of Massachusetts were kind enough to offer Ms. Clinton some pointers on 'pro-active pre-emptive positive/negative feedback.' She is willing listen to anybody, the aide explained.

   When pressed to compare that with the commonly held belief in 'the hex' or 'evil eye', the spokesperson adamantly stated, 'those are old and antiquated male-oriented beliefs - women have come a long way since the days of burning witches.'

   A GOP spokesman declared the move was an obvious attempt to garner the Satanist vote and the support of the practioners the Black Arts and the Occult. 'How in the Hell can America allow this evil to spread?', he asked on condition of anonymynity. 'There is no limit to this women's depravity - what's next - sacrificing babies?' 'Oh, wait, nevermind,' he added.

   The 'hex' went largely unnoticed by the crowd, but there was one gentleman in the audience, sporting a 'I voted for Bush' lapel pin, who collapsed suddenly. Paramedics were unable to revive him and he was declared dead at the scene.

   No word on whether the Clinton campaign intends on using this new tactic on her opponents. Link

   Yeah, it's tongue in cheek, but the notion of the Democratic party embracing Wiccans or even witchcraft is just not that far out of the realm of possibilities, is it? Let me ask you this. If she thought that witchcraft and spells could win her the Presidency, is there is any doubt in your mind that she wouldn't hesitate to use it?  I'll even go one step further. And remember, I'm an atheist. Don't you think she is sufficiently arrogant to sell her soul to Satan himself, to gain that office, thinking that she'd be able to renege when payment time came due?

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