Yeehaw!
Country & Western Songs
I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure
She's Looking Better After Every Beer
I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
>If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me<
HA HA HA HA................. This one makes me laugh out loud..... hahahaha
These are hilarious.
Posted by: Phoenix | 03/20/2006 at 06:54 PM
we used to go see sneezy waters and his excellent band play at various clubs back in the 80s in toronto....one of the tunes he sang went like this:
I used to court you proudly
Without regret or shame
Now each and every honky tonk in town knows you by name
Your hard liquor drinkin is tearin us apart and
You got sawdust on the floor of your heart.
Amen
Posted by: mister anchovy | 03/20/2006 at 08:36 PM
"You got sawdust on the floor of your heart."
:) God, I love country music lines...... This is great!
Posted by: Phoenix | 03/20/2006 at 09:03 PM
Kinky Freidman still has the best one ...
'Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns into Bed'.
Posted by: Steel Turman | 03/21/2006 at 09:09 AM
Funny...
Posted by: HL | 03/21/2006 at 06:09 PM
"you are just another squeaky wheel on the grocery cart of life"
Posted by: marie | 04/23/2006 at 10:37 AM