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Billy_bobs_1I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure

She's Looking Better After Every Beer

I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up  With  A Few


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>If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me<

HA HA HA HA................. This one makes me laugh out loud..... hahahaha

These are hilarious.

we used to go see sneezy waters and his excellent band play at various clubs back in the 80s in of the tunes he sang went like this:
I used to court you proudly
Without regret or shame
Now each and every honky tonk in town knows you by name
Your hard liquor drinkin is tearin us apart and
You got sawdust on the floor of your heart.


"You got sawdust on the floor of your heart."

:) God, I love country music lines...... This is great!

Kinky Freidman still has the best one ...

'Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns into Bed'.


"you are just another squeaky wheel on the grocery cart of life"

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