Joke
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Bill asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Bill asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married'!"
ha. ha. ha.
Posted by: Macker | 04/21/2005 at 07:59 AM
Not what I expected, but kind of refreshing.
Posted by: Amy | 04/21/2005 at 09:22 AM
I am surprised by the response this got. I must think now.
Posted by: Steel | 04/21/2005 at 04:58 PM
I'll tell you what.. *I* was surprised at how many people DIDN'T get it.. sheeesh.... You're not the one who needs to think - everyone else needs to.
Posted by: Amy | 04/21/2005 at 05:07 PM
Yeah, I didn't get that either. That they didn't get it ... get it?
Posted by: Steel | 04/21/2005 at 05:28 PM
Got it. :)
Posted by: Amy | 04/21/2005 at 06:02 PM
good one!
Posted by: moehawk | 04/23/2005 at 02:38 AM