TGIF

   Anybody that stops by with any regularity knows I do NOT post pictures of naked women. Much. I mean, I DO post pictures of naked women, with the obligatory WARNING WARNING NSFW, but those photos are usually pictures of extremely fat, morbidly obese women I only post to make sure you can still laugh. Sort of like ME taking YOUR pulse from here.

   Don't get me wrong, I love the female human form. It's just that I prefer it next to me in a bed and not splashed up there for every Tom, Dick and Harry to be beating off to.

   I just said all that shit so you'd know I wasn't gay or nothin' and to reassure you that in the grand scheme of things, I love beautiful women.

   I also like beer.

   Usually, those two things don't mix real well. I mean, they can start off that way, but it's always downhill from there.

   My very favorite (female human unit) sent me a couple of photos that bring a whole new meaning to women, what we love women for, blondes (regular readers know I am very quick to tell a blonde joke), tits and BEER.

   Now listen. If you are holding anything in your hands, I mean ANYTHING, you should probably put it down. If you have just had a sip of your favorite beverage - swallow it now.

   Okay. All set?

Would you like to know what temperature your beer is?

   

   Which one do you think is colder?

   

   See? Even if you just drop by, look around the joint, listen to my rants and put up with my insanity, you can always learn something.

   I'm not sure what you may have learned from this little life lesson, but I am certain it will be with you for the rest of your life.

   

Comments

[Phoenix]

STEEL ! I didn't mean for you to put my pictures up from last night's fete!!!!!

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...... durn you !!

[Steel]

Honey, you are WAY prettier than that wench.

[mdmhvonpa]

Ummm, I don't like lactose in my beer, it makes it bitter.

[Phoenix]

Are you intolerant, Mark? :}

[Moze]

Gives a whole new meaning to "India Pale Ale"...

[Teach]

Gosh, wish I'd been there to lick it off