SEX for Dummies
A Sioux Falls man is charged with indecent exposure after being found partially unclothed and lying on the floor with a female mannequin in the Washington Pavilion.
Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, 708 N. Dakota Ave., was discovered by a Pavilion security officer at 4:35 p.m. Monday in the Washington High School Alumni Room, police said.
The guard observed Plentyhorse with his pants and underclothing down and lying next to the half-naked female mannequin, a police report states.
“There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That’s the only way I know how to put it,” Sioux Falls police officer Loren McManus said.
Security staff at the Pavilion say they have noticed the same mannequin has previously been found undressed on several occasions, McManus said.
No drugs or alcohol appear to have been involved.
Ever see the Andy Kaufman movie Heartbeeps?
My first reaction to this story is that I wanted to make a play on words with this guy's name - Plentyhorse.
Then I thought.... there is something so awful about putting this story out for public viewing. This guy isn't out raping little girls, kidnapping little boys and raping them....killing little kids or torturing them. He's not even forcing himself on some teenage beauty queen in the backseat of his Chevy.
He's just ruined now. Hey... maybe now he'll even evolve into one of the REAL sickos where his victims are real flesh and blood.
Posted by: Phoenix | 11/19/2005 at 03:38 PM
I'm not calling a manaquin a saw horse, but if plentyhorse's surname holds any truth, well, all bets are off.
Why not stick to sheep? (No pun intended)
Cheers,
Posted by: Moze | 11/20/2005 at 12:16 AM
You did too mean that pun.
hahaha. "Get this woolly fucker off me!" oops. "Get me off this woolly fucker!"
Posted by: Phoenix | 11/20/2005 at 03:29 PM
I don't think you should be putting things like this onto the Internet! And how do you know maybe he has a great life now!!!
Posted by: Mariah | 10/23/2008 at 01:52 PM