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11/27/2005

A Manifesto

   I am a liberal. I have always been a liberal. I will always be a liberal.

   I know I am always correct. In the absence of that assurance, I feel I am right.

   No other of my species, or any species, is more than me and I exist to make that manifest in the existence of all.

   There is no truth, no finality, no resoution to any debate that is not of my own making.

   All argument, discussion, consideration or investigation of fact is an opportunity for my platform.

   I speak for all who cannot, will not or have not spoken. I know what they might say.

   In this endeavor, I will say anything, hear anything or do anything that furthers my cause.

   My mission is to strive without tire or fail to insure all things have my voice.

   No thoughts other than my own could be right, no voice other than my own should be heard and no other human, animal, creature, plant, living or non-living entity, space, dimension or concept is beyond my power to represent. I speak for them all with a resolve that supercedes all other belief, theory, proof or history.

   Any who oppose me can be, should be and will be met with the full force of all who adhere to this manifesto without consideration to race, sex, age, stature, wealth, education, religion, nationality or ability. Those so disposed do not have the right to exist.

   When all speak with one voice, only then will I relent in my battle.         

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>When all speak with one voice, only then will I relent in my battle.<


When all speak with one voice, discourse will die and there won't be any news.


"Oh. Stab me in the gullet before I die of boredom."

That is a very scarey manifesto! I agree with the great word bird. It would be a boring world indeed!

There are many who would have the world just that way.

Oh, you mean the Stepford Clan ?

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