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04/19/2005

Riddle

    Man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves.

                                                        WHY?

   The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.

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This is great! When I was teaching and one of my students got the hiccups, I'd bring them up to the front of the class and tell them to face the class. I'd stand behind them and tell them to 'wait'. They had NO clue what I was going to do. And the hiccups stopped instantly. I never did anything but laugh when we realized the fear of what I might do got rid of the hiccups.

I know the science of the problem and can cure them is 20 seconds.

Steel, I am beginning to think you could cure anything.

Wait'll ya get to know me. That'll remove all doubt.

Heh ... St Steel, patron saint of cure-alls. :)

Can you make Kansas disappear?

What is this 'Kansas' you speak of?

Mark, if ya wanna laugh ... go over to Daily Pundit and look at the 'Pope' comments.

The Land of Oz. You know....that place that should sink into a large crevasse so the middle of our country would disappear and make our so-distant coasts closer. That Kansas. Land of Ahh's.... "Hon, will ya jus' look at all that wheat... everawhar you look..there it is... take some pictures for the kids."

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